“There’s been a squirrel and rabbit playing together in the yard for the last 15 minutes”, he reported. “They really seem to like each other”
I press for more details.
“Well” King Daddy replies, “they chase each other round-and-the garden. Jump over the top of each other, rest, then chase each other under the fence and disappear. But they always come back and start all over”.
Hmm…disappear you say? Like behind squirrel doors or some hidden underground, dimly lit bunny lair? Are they smoking cigs when they reappear? Does either one come out looking like a glazed doughnut? Do they look relaxed?
Are we going to have a crop of strange looking rabbits with long tails that can climb trees?
OMG..we’re gonna have SQUABBITS! Get the camcorder and notify Funniest Home Videos. In about 31 days, we may have a winner.