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I usually don’t read much less share forwarded joke emails, but this one is stinkin hilarious!
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo!” I’m just saying……
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can’t touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
What was your power again?
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Global Warming,
You’re the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Ugly People,
Dear Mr. Gump,
WTF are you talking about? There’s a little diagram on the lid that
tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get….
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
At least you get picked up…
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, The Elephants
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper