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I usually don’t read much less share forwarded joke emails, but this one is stinkin hilarious!

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo!” I’m just saying……
Sincerely, Google

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can’t touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle 


Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely, God

 Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.

Sincerely, Parents Everywhere


Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Global Warming,

You’re the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,

You’re welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump,
WTF are you talking about? There’s a little diagram on the lid that
tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get….

Sincerely, Jenny

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans

Dear Snooki,


Sincerely, Willy Wonka

 Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User

 Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?

Sincerely, Terrified

Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up…

Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely, The Elephants

 Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.

Sincerely, Dr. Pepper

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2 thoughts on “Sincerely….

  1. Oh, I needed that laugh this morning! My favorite is the letter from the Mayans and the WOW one!

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