Everything you need to know in Social Media and blogging, you’ve learned from your Mother:
- *play nice
- *clean up your messes
- *leave things as you found them
- *don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back.
If every time you leave your friend’s house you feel tired and depleted, it may be time for a new friend.
Dickheads are everywhere. And they seem to move around a lot.
People have gold fish attention spans these days….hey..do I smell bacon?
It’s summertime here. The world is SO not ready to see any of my body parts.
I read yesterday about “The Sea Gull Management Technique.” Basically it involves occasionally flying in, hovering around, making lots of noise, crapping on people, and leaving. I know people like that.
When all else fails…NAP.
Some people are “movers and shakers.” Me? My “stuff” just shakes when I move.
Observation on Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Seriously. If you can’t get along, stay away from each other. Frickin-A!
Ever wonder if your dentist thinks you have crap breath?
Live everyday to it’s fullest. This ain’t no dress rehearsal. Treat every day like it’s your Opening Night.