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Mommy, What Does My Name Mean?

Sara (6 years old):Mommy, what does my name mean?”

Me: “It means ‘beautiful girl.

Jacob (piping up from the couch): “So, what does my name mean?” 

Me:Your name means ‘truthful.‘” 


What does your name mean, Mom?

Me: It means ‘super intelligent‘ and ‘all-knowing.‘”


Are you sure it doesn’t mean “terrible beast?

..or Bigfoot?” 

Daddy (chiming in from the easy chair): …or ‘stay one more day‘….”

Mommy is going to go have a glass of wine now……   


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