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I Stole This Idea from Stesha, who stole it from U.S. Weekly, or maybe People Magazine

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Here’s a list of things you didn’t know about me. I..um…borrowed the idea from hotchocolatecaramelmocha.…. Her list is funnier, btw.

1. One of my favorite snacks is hard cheese and hot coffee.

2. I can milk a goat and shoot a nail gun like nobody’s business.

3. I haven’t milked a goat in 25 years-but when I did, I was a rock star.

4. Both my kids were dreams to potty train, but had their pacis wwwaaaayyyyy too long.

5. If I could go to work in sweat pants everyday, I’d be a happy girl.

6. My Mom told me she named me after the book Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. I found out years later that wasn’t true. She just said that because I was whining about my name. Thanks Mom.

7. Hubs and I are both 44 and have a 4 y.o and a 7 y.o. Which makes us both feel 88 most days.

8. I swore to my friends on my 40th birthday I would either go skydiving or get a tattoo. I had a baby instead. I guess I’ll shoot for my 50th b-day for that tattoo.

9. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be some cool Ed Hardy-ish version of my children’s names. Or Marvin The Martian.

10. I can’t back a car up to save my life. I have the dents to prove it.

11. My dream car is a Lincoln Navigator. Of course I’d need an extra 10 grand just to keep gas in the thing. And I’d probably back into something (see #10) anyway.

12. I currently drive a Toyota Rav 4. And NO the gas pedal hasn’t stuck yet.

13. Cars are my weakness in life.

14. I live in a shoebox-sized house. Probably because cars are my weakness in life.

15. I rarely shop retail for clothes (thrift stores, baby!). Probably because cars are a weakness in my life.

16. If I could be have any superpower, I would choose to be invisible.

17. I can’t stand bras. Sports bras all the way for this Mommy.

18. I have horrible taste in shoes.

19. I hate crowds.

20. Don’t bother sending me Farmville invites on Facebook. “Ignore

21. Five a.m is my favorite time of the day.

22. My dream profession is a philanthropist.

23. I haven’t scrubbed our tub in years. Hubby does it.

24. Hubby is a better wife than me.

25. I get 4 weeks of vacation a year…but rarely take more than one day at a time. WTF?

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18 thoughts on “I Stole This Idea from Stesha, who stole it from U.S. Weekly, or maybe People Magazine

  1. LOL I tried Farmville and didn’t understand any of it. Therefore, I just ignore too now.

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  2. Haha very funny! Why would 5am be your favorite time of the day?!?! I hate getting up early! Oh and how can I train my hubby to clean…anything!?!? And last but not least, Take A Vacation!!! Go skydiving! lol

  3. Funny! I like a giggle in the morning! Found you via Friday Follow – hope you follow me too!

  4. I used to love the Navigator. I do believe the useless and pointless Hummer has replaced that love.

    Great list. I found it funny you could milk and got and shoot a nail gun, yet you can’t back up.

    LisaDay

  5. Love this! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I grabbed your shiny new button and will replace the old one on my blogroll.

    Cheers,
    Deanna
    Write Moms

  6. I love lists of random things, it kind of gives you an outside perspective of yourself!!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog!

  7. You are hysterical!!! I can’t milk a goat, but I have took care of a sheep giving birth and my ‘job’ as a 7 year old was to bottle feed baby lambs that we had. Now, I’m a city girl with high-energy corgi that runs my life. Super powers? I want to fly, yes, fly over buildings, fly to the store – fly to Italy. Have a great day darling!

  8. You are hysterical!!! I can’t milk a goat, but I have took care of a sheep giving birth and my ‘job’ as a 7 year old was to bottle feed baby lambs that we had. Now, I’m a city girl with high-energy corgi that runs my life. Super powers? I want to fly, yes, fly over buildings, fly to the store – fly to Italy. Have a great day darling!

  9. I get three weeks of vacation, and take every single day!

    I also have terrible taste in shoes. I wear scrubs at work every day, which is basically the same as sweat pants, only green.

  10. Hmmm…yet ANOTHER idea for a T-shirt slogan “Rockstar Goat Milker”
    Oh.My.Goodness
    I’m gonna be a millionaire!

    explination: Hard cheese & coffe=just wierd I guess
    5 a.m=Because NO ONE ELSE IS UP 🙂
    Being invisible=so I can kick the crap outta individuals who sorely need it w/o getting arrested (especially ones who abuse children & animals)

    Have I freaked anyone out yet? 🙂

  11. Oh, my word – you can milk a goat? I have never tried and likely never will but that is seriously impressive.

    And how is 5am your favourite time of day? You are kidding, right? 😉

  12. Love this list!

    If I had a super power, I’d want x-ray vision… You’d have job security (airports, hospitals, etc), but better than that, you wouldn’t have dig around in the bottom of your purse for your car keys… You could just look at it and KNOW. You’d be able to see if there were toys hiding under the couch without lifting a cushion!

    Not that I’ve thought about that or anything… 😉

  13. Hahahaha!!! I ignore all that crap on FB too. 🙂
    I’m 32 and I feel 88 all the time too.
    Hard cheese and coffee at the same time???

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