My four year old has an addition problem.
She’s addicted to…
Her Pull Ups.
Now, Princess-Knobby-Knees is fully potty trained. Has been for months. But apparently she has some weird fetish/issue and is FULLY committed to her “paper pants.” Did I mention Pull-Ups are expensive?
“No!” Shrieked Miss Bullheaded-as-The-Day-is-Long, “Paper Pants!”
We stood our ground.
Sobbing, snot, and drama ensued.
And that was just us. Princess Sara-boo was upset too. So upset in fact, she ran sobbing through the house, clutching her naked va-gy-gy in both hands and wailing, “Paper Pants!! I.Want.My.Paper.PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Sometimes in Parenthood, you gotta just pick your battles.