Dear Beloved Followers

Let me just start by saying….you are by far the best followers ever. Seriously. I don’t know what you see in me but I am SO glad you come back.

I “heart” you lots… (never understood the “heart” thing in the blog world. Why not just say “love”?? Or is that a keyword that attracts pale-pony-tailed-male-postal-worker? Or guests of The Steeled Barred Motel? I’m stump-i-fied).
I eagerly await your visits and comments everyday. It’s one of the highlights of my day.


If that makes me a glory hound..well…I’ll wear it like a badge of honor baby.

Yes I am a Comment Ho. And I like it that way.

I don’t think I am in danger of my head getting so big it won’t fit through the door anytime soon, but I sure like it when you visit me.

I’d also like to offer up a big “thank you” for allowing me to spewing my brain lint and poop stories on this blog with nary an ill comment.

Not yet anyway

But don’t do it…..ill comments I mean. I am a sweet gal, but can be mean as sh*t if I need to be. Just sayin.

So enough pooper kissing and time for favor asking.
This is kinda “not my thing”…very out of my comfort zone…..borderline “ruin in my groove”. …..but you see, there’s this little contest. I don’t even know what the prize is..I just think it’s neat.

See that “animated gif” over on the right? (I am not sure I know what an “animated gif” really is..but I heard a techie friend say it once and it sounded cool). Well, that’s from Top Mom Blogs button. And I’d be slap-my-butt-and-boil-me-in-oil happy if you voted for me for Best Humor Blog.
Have I told you lately that I love you? (let me pause and re-apply Carmex in lieu of a$$ kissing Round Two)

Thanks Bunches 🙂
p.s If they judge on spelling, punctuation, and grammar….I’m screwed.

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8 thoughts on “Dear Beloved Followers

  1. I MAY have voted. I cliked on the banner. I clicked again where it said “click here to vote.” And I think that’s it, right??

  2. Hey I voted three times because I’m an idiot and couldn’t figure out how to do it!!! YOU’RE WORTHY OF ALL THREE VOTES MY FRANTIC FRIEND!

  3. YAY! I voted. This looks like so much fun. I had to peruse the list after I voted to see what all was out there. There are TONS of blogs I’ve never heard of. 🙂


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