The Ten Commandments According To Ole

According to the Minnesota translation of the Old Testament
1 Der’s only one God, ya know.
2 Don’t make that Stuffed Walleye on your mantle an idol.
3 Cussin ain’t nice.
4 Go to church even when you’re up nort.
5 Honor your folks.
6 Don’t kill. Catch and release.
7 There’s only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.
8 If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.
9 Don’t be braggin bout how much snow ya shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor’s hot-dish.


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4 thoughts on “The Ten Commandments According To Ole

  1. “well slap me with a taco..”…Love iT! That would seriously make a great t-shirt slogan!

  2. I had to laugh when I saw your old blog post “slap my butt and…” I used to say, “Well slap me with a taco” and my DH thought I was nuts. I haven’t thought of that in a long time. I think I’ll resurrect that line again.

  3. LOL! I must say I got a kick out of your post! I have a friend from Minnisota, and I definitely picture her talking like that! LOL!

    God Bless,

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