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Thank Goodness The World Didn’t End….

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I’m SO glad the world did not end.

WHEW!

I still have so many unanswered questions!

I never found out Who Let The Dogs Out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps, why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery.”

I never found out why a Walkie Talkie is called what it is called, yet a vacuum is NOT called a “Pushie Suckie.”

I am still wondering why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed, why “abbreviated” is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons (WTF?)

I never found out what “Victoria’s Secret” is or why “Squatches Like Bacon.”

I never found out why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? And I really wonder what the heck that Gangnan Style guy is talking about.

 ANYWHO

Glad you’re all still here. Peace out Yo!

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11 thoughts on “Thank Goodness The World Didn’t End….

  1. That was great.. so funny. I have wanted answers to some of these questions as well (and many others). I’m happy the world did not end .. now we have more time to get some answers (maybe). 🙂

  2. I wonder if this was just a way to make money,so people would just blow it all thinking it was the end anyway

  3. This is very funny. I think it is weird that at the beginning of the year people were more worried than when the supposed end was going to happen. At least it made for a good movie..2012.

  4. I have too many issues going on to have worried about that “End Of The World” nonsense. I believe we will be long gone before this world ever ends.

  5. Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Lol, true story.
    This post is hilarious, me likey 😀

  6. This cracked me up…and I sure hope someone figures out WHY women cannot apply mascara with their mouths closed! That drives me nuts!

  7. One of the more funny blogs I’ve seen from mothers. Keep it up!

  8. love this article .. and the things that make you go hmm i also am glad the world hasnt ended yet too .. thank you this made me smile

  9. LOL! And I was going to give my Christmas gifts early this year.

  10. I am glad the world didn’t end too, but I knew that it wouldn’t because the Bible says that know one knows the hour that Jesus will return. I felt sorry for the people who really thought it was going to happen at that specific time.

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