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Mother’s Day Quotes and Wisdoms

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We celebrate the Mother’s Day to show honor and respect to one of the most influential persons in our lives. Our Moms are there through thick and thin, sharing all joy and sorrows.

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But ya know, here at Franticmommy, we think this occasion of Mother’s Day would become a heckuva lot more fun if we add some humor to it. 🙂

Awesome Mom Quotes:

[tbpquotable]”The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.”- John Fiebig[/tbpquotable][tbpquotable][/tbpquotable]

[tbpquotable]“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”- Unknown #MothersDay[/tbpquotable]

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Yes,” she replied. “But not the same ones.”- David Finkelstein

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son’s memory was blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, “I am the light of the world.” The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud clear voice said, “My mother is the light of the world.” – Bits and Pieces, 1989

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: “My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I?” When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word…..Mother- Unknown

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The Stages Of Motherhood:
4 Years Of Age – My Mommy can do anything;

8 Years Of Age – My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot

12 Years Of Age -My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.

14 Years Of Age -Naturally, Mother doesn’t know that, either

16 Years Of Age -Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned

18 Years Of Age -That old woman? She’s way out of date

25 Years Of Age -Well, she might know a little bit about it

35 Years Of Age -Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion

45 Years Of Age -Wonder what Mom would have thought about it

65 Years Of Age -Wish, I could talk it over with Mom

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

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