1. “If you are a big enough boy to go fishing with Dad, you’re big enough to wipe your own butt.
2. Honey, when you write a Wish List to Santa, you are NOT “placing an order”…
3. Who taught you the phrase “booty call”???
4. No, girls don’t have dingers.
5. For Gawd sake, if she wants to have a hot dog for breakfast, let her have one!
6. Jakey-D-, if you need to pee on a tree, turn away from the street.
7. Sara-Boo, toothpaste is for your teeth, not for painting the furniture.
8. No…the Tooth Fairy does not live under your bed.
9. That is NOT a dinosaur egg..
10. No! You cannot use your potty seat as a tub toy.