Hi. I’m Freddy..
I am 15 week old Cocker Spaniel puppy.
My human family thinks I am “cute as the dickens.” Whatever that means.
I just know I get kissed and held a lot.
My Human Family named me after Fred from Scooby Doo. I guess they really like Scooby Doo.
But lately they’ve been threatening to rename me Seek And Destroy. I think it’s because I like shoes.
My Human Family thinks they can hide their shoes from me. Who are they kidding? I know their hiding spots. Plus, all it takes is for someone to be forgetful, and I have myself a tasty treat.
What are Jimmy Choos?
My Human Mom doesn’t have any, I just like the name. Especially the “choo” part. I’ll bet they’d taste just as good as the cheapy Wal-Mart Flip-Flops I’ve dined on lately.
I just heard my Human Mom yell “the little eff-er ate my shoes again!!”
I don’t know what an “eff-er” is, but it sounds like fun
Doggy Chew Toys? Screw that. Puppy Toys are for wimps,. I need a big, beefy shoes because I am cool like that.
Plus I lick my butt.
I have a great life.