I think I am a pretty good driver. I’ve never hit anything (at high speeds, anyway) and there are no Whiskey Plates in my future. I do know that my spousal unit thinks I am a more..umm… aggressive of a driver than I need to be, but hey, I get to where I need to… Read More The Forgotten Art of Curb Rolling
I saw the BEST post from Nucking Futs Mama this week. Nucking Futs Nucking Futs…sorry…I just like saying that *giggle*snort*snort*ANY-WHO.. she had this great post about how, as parents, sometimes the strangest damn things come out of our mouths.Things that, when we were pre-teens and still drooling over New Kids On The Block (or in my… Read More What Did I Just Say?
Dear Mom, Hi, it’s me Jakey-D. You know, your kid?I just wanted to say “sorry” for being a pain in your rear today…and last night.. and the night before. I know I am supposed to be extra good when Daddy’s gone……but I just forgot. Kinda like how I forgot there’s not supposed to be rocks in… Read More Dear Mom
My four year old has an addition problem. She’s addicted to… Her Pull Ups. Huggies are her drug of choice. Huggies Pull-Ups with Snow White and other assorted character Princesses on the front. Expandable sides, Leak Guard, you know…all the hip bells and whistles of Diaper-dom. Now, Princess-Knobby-Knees is fully potty trained. Has been… Read More Princess Sara’s Paper Pants
I now know yet another reason God blessed me with children It’s to make me go, “Are you frickin’ kidding me?” on a regular basis. Now, I am sure NO parent likes to get calls during the day from their child’s school. They are seldom good. The Principal does not call to say,… Read More Epic Parent Fail | When Your Kid Eats Part of a Deer Skull at School