Hi. I’m Franticmommy. I’m a Serial “Yes Girl and a Recovering People Pleaser….” I don’t think you need to be a parent to feel the crunch of lack-o-time these days. Normal every day life paired with the constant requests from outside sources equal not enough hours in the day. Then comes the extra side orders… Read More Why Every Mompreneur Could Use A Bouncer
I saw the BEST post from Nucking Futs Mama this week. Nucking Futs Nucking Futs…sorry…I just like saying that *giggle*snort*snort*ANY-WHO.. she had this great post about how, as parents, sometimes the strangest damn things come out of our mouths.Things that, when we were pre-teens and still drooling over New Kids On The Block (or in my… Read More What Did I Just Say?
You will gladly give up precious sleep and get up at 5 a.m because it’s the only time all day you have the computer 100% to yourself. You forgo morning exercise, just to “get caught up on commenting.” You “clench” furiously….painfully……and put off going to the bathroom just so you can “finish this post”. You sit… Read More You Know You are a Committed Blogger When…
Once again it’s time for some of the random, yet funny, stuff I heard last week. Was it a full moon?? I could swear it was. People were slightly….bat-crap-crazy. Alas, the joys of working retail. Yee-frickin-Haw. This first is a winner of the “Are You e-ffing Kidding Me?” Award and a perfect example of why… Read More Quotes Of The Week
I now know yet another reason God blessed me with children It’s to make me go, “Are you frickin’ kidding me?” on a regular basis. Now, I am sure NO parent likes to get calls during the day from their child’s school. They are seldom good. The Principal does not call to say,… Read More Epic Parent Fail | When Your Kid Eats Part of a Deer Skull at School
Howdy all! Welcome to the Kingdom of Goofiness…umm…Tiredness…ahh..Total Unpreparedness!! Honestly, I had a mixture and delight and horror when I got Heather from SITS’s email. Happy as heck my day is finally here, panicking like when surprise company pops by (is the house a mess? Are there under-grunders on the floor? Did the boys leave… Read More It’s My SITS Day! WAhooo!!!!!!!!!!!
I am unique. Wonderfully, weirdly unique and colorful. I wear it like a badge of honor, baby. And in case you haven’t already figured it out by reading my brain lint on this blog, I typically never take the “main road” on anything in my life. I am definatly more of a blaze-my-own-trail-kinda-gal. I buck… Read More So NOT Your Normal Herd