guest posts, humor

Nikki’s Rules for the Beach-The Sh*t People Do at The Beach that Makes me INSANE.

** Guest Post from Hiking is for Hippies Summer is such an amazing time for sand and water fun. In my hometown area, we are “beach regulars.” HOWEVER, it bugs me to NO END how some of the users of the public beach seem to forget the “public” part…as in…”hey, I need to use this space… Read More Nikki’s Rules for the Beach-The Sh*t People Do at The Beach that Makes me INSANE.

humor

Yo Baby, What’s Your Sign?

I love reading signs. There’s some good ones out there. Some are downright FUNNY…. (you don’t have to tell me twice) Some are clever. With a side order of really.Good.Message (I’m thinking this message should be standard issue for all teenage drivers) Some are sooooo clever, and 100% MINNESOTAN Then there’s the ones that make… Read More Yo Baby, What’s Your Sign?

humor, Uncategorized

Madame Franticmommy: Predictions for Octomom, Lance Armstrong & More

Madame Franticmommy-Predictor of the Future, at your service. I Predict in 20 Years…… In 20 years the Suleman Octuplets (Oct0Mom’s spawn) will have their own reality TV show called Suleman Rules. This show will showcase their trials and tribulations of trying to launch 8 acting careers while juggling a home life that includes taking turns… Read More Madame Franticmommy: Predictions for Octomom, Lance Armstrong & More

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Women are Angels.

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings…. We simply continue to fly ……..   on a broomstick…..   We are flexible like that.  Please share!0

humor, motherhood, parenthood

Mommy, What Does My Name Mean?

Sara (6 years old):“Mommy, what does my name mean?” Me: “It means ‘beautiful girl.“ Jacob (piping up from the couch): “So, what does my name mean?”  Me: “Your name means ‘truthful.‘”  *pause* “What does your name mean, Mom?“ Me: “It means ‘super intelligent‘ and ‘all-knowing.‘” *pause* “Are you sure it doesn’t mean “terrible beast?“ “..or… Read More Mommy, What Does My Name Mean?