humor, kids, parenthood

What Did I Just Say?

I saw the BEST post from Nucking Futs Mama this week. Nucking Futs Nucking Futs…sorry…I just like saying that *giggle*snort*snort*ANY-WHO.. she had this great post about how, as parents, sometimes the strangest damn things come out of our mouths.Things that, when we were pre-teens and still drooling over New Kids On The Block (or in my… Read More What Did I Just Say?

humor, kids, parenthood

Dear Mom

Dear Mom, Hi, it’s me Jakey-D. You know, your kid?I just wanted to say “sorry” for being a pain in your rear today…and last night.. and the night before. I know I am supposed to be extra good when Daddy’s gone……but I just forgot. Kinda like how I forgot there’s not supposed to be rocks in… Read More Dear Mom

humor, kids, parenthood

Princess Sara’s Paper Pants

  My four year old has an addition problem. She’s addicted to… Her Pull Ups. Huggies are her drug of choice. Huggies Pull-Ups with Snow White and other assorted character Princesses on the front. Expandable sides, Leak Guard, you know…all the hip bells and whistles of Diaper-dom. Now, Princess-Knobby-Knees is fully potty trained. Has been… Read More Princess Sara’s Paper Pants